Bifocals Quotes
- I have vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals. — Paul Newman
- Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams. — Ann Landers
- I was thinking how amazing it was that the world contained so many lives. Out in these streets people were embroiled in a thousand different… — Jeffrey Eugenides
- ...men in fear and hunger destroy their stomachs in the fight to secure certain food, where men hungering for love destroy everything lovable about them....… — John Steinbeck
- To my deafness I'm accustomed, To my dentures I'm resigned, I can manage my bifocals, But Oh how I miss my mind. — Alec Douglas-Home
- My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound… — Adam Carolla