Bend Quotes

493 quotes by 409 authors

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers
I've always found ways to bend the rules. — Michael Shanks
Statesmen have to bend to the collective will of their peoples or be broken — Woodrow Wilson
Run and hit that pussy like a crash dummy, Bend it over, touch ya toes, Shake that ass for me. — Travis Porter
Who am I? Probably someone who enjoys finding out every day, trying to guess what's around the bend, and absolutely convinced that whatever it is,… — Robert Stack
You feel like a candle in a hurricane, just like a picture with a broken frame. alone and helpless, like you've lost your fight, but… — Rascal Flatts
Cause when push comes to shove, You taste what you're made of. You might bend till you break, Cause it's all you can take. On… — Rascal Flatts
Take it off chick bend over lemme see it, if u lookin for a trill type nigga lemme be it. — Pimp C
There's no pill that I can recommend where side effects aren't guaranteed to send you round the bend. — The Kinks
Grim construction grows has life played a trick. Sealed you in brick by brick. Till your end forcing you to bend. — Pantera
Push the envelope. Watch it bend. — Unknown Author
Gal bend down backway an accept di peg. An if it really hot you know she still naw gon fled. — Buju Banton
So baby girl I'm gonna get you undressed. I know you like it when I give you rough sex .Bend over let me hold you… — Serani
Ev'ry road have a bend, ev'ry wicked have an end. What your hands commit I know your body mus' feel. In this wicked, wicked war… — Jimmy Cliff
There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power. — Gandalf
There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power. -Gandalf — Lord Of The Rings
Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have thought? — Gabriel Iglesias
Lemon trees they don't make a sound. 'Til the branches bend and fruit falls to the ground. Baby, sweet baby. — Ruthie Foster
People you've been before. That you don't want around anymore. That push and shove and won't bend to your will. I'll keep them still... — Madeleine Peyroux

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