Beauty Queens Quotes
- WHAT is America but beauty queens, millionaires, stupid records and Hollywood? — Adolf Hitler
- I learned the truth at seventeen, That love was meant for beauty queens, And high school girls with clear skinned smiles, Who married young and… — Janis Ian
- Ahem. Dear Jesus," Taylor intoned more fervently. "We just want to thank you for gettin' us here safe ---" There was a loud, gurgling groan.… — Libba Bray
- Taylor clapped three times for attention. "Ladies! Ladies! My stars! That's enough. Now. We all know Miss Arkansas's girls are fake, Miss Ohio's easier than… — Libba Bray
- This is going to make such a great story: How I nursed a pirate back to health and my love saved him," Miss Ohio said… — Libba Bray
- What --- you don't believe in true love?" Petra asked. "The kind that can then be parlayed into awesome merchandising opportunities?" - "Beauty Queens — Libba Bray
- You want to know what pain is? Try running out of Advil when you've got a Category Five period. I've had cramps that would make… — Libba Bray