Beards Quotes
41 quotes by 36 authors
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If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?
— Calvin Trillin
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How many cowards whose hearts are all as false As stairs of sand, wear yet upon their chins The beards of Hercules and frowning Mars,…
— William Shakespeare
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all skinny guys with beards are jerks
— Randy Quaid
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A clean and well-cared for appearance should be maintained. Hair styles should be clean and neat, avoiding extreme styles. Mens' hair should be trimmed above…
— Harold B. Lee
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I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a…
— Kesha
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Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.
— David Lee Roth
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Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you go for an…
— Donatella Versace
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The Calormens have dark faces and long beards. They wear flowing robes and orange-colored turbans, and they are a wise, wealthy, courteous, cruel and ancient…
— C.S. Lewis
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O! Where are you going With beards all a-wagging? No knowing, no knowing What brings Mister Baggins, And Balin and Dwalin down into the valley…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Burn, burn tree and fern! Shrivel and scorch! A fizzling torch To light the night for our delight, Ya hey! Bake and toast ‘em, fry…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge.
— Terry Goodkind
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I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards.
— Derek Landy
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Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure,…
— Matt Groening
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There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.
— Phil Robertson
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I used to wear disguises, like hats and false beards, just to walk around and avoid attention.
— Al Pacino
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We need to fight violence and ignorance. It is true: when one strolls out, one sees women with scarves and men with beards. This has…
— Mohammed VI of Morocco
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I really like the ritual of shaving. I like getting the perfect brush and finding the right sandalwood soap. The act of shaving, though, is…
— Chris Pine
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As Commander of the Faithful, it is out of the question that I fight Islam. We need to fight violence and ignorance. It is true,…
— Mohammed VI of Morocco
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I like beards, and Ive had them fairly often. But usually in the winter. I dont think Ive had a beard quite that long and…
— Paul Rudd
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I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair
— Tamika-leeigh
Who Wrote These Beards Quotes
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