Beards Quotes

41 quotes by 36 authors

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards? — Calvin Trillin
How many cowards whose hearts are all as false As stairs of sand, wear yet upon their chins The beards of Hercules and frowning Mars,… — William Shakespeare
all skinny guys with beards are jerks — Randy Quaid
A clean and well-cared for appearance should be maintained. Hair styles should be clean and neat, avoiding extreme styles. Mens' hair should be trimmed above… — Harold B. Lee
I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a… — Kesha
Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos. — David Lee Roth
Some men look great unshaven; others just look like they forgot to shave. Beards and mustaches can be really distinctive if you go for an… — Donatella Versace
The Calormens have dark faces and long beards. They wear flowing robes and orange-colored turbans, and they are a wise, wealthy, courteous, cruel and ancient… — C.S. Lewis
O! Where are you going With beards all a-wagging? No knowing, no knowing What brings Mister Baggins, And Balin and Dwalin down into the valley… — J.R.R. Tolkien
Burn, burn tree and fern! Shrivel and scorch! A fizzling torch To light the night for our delight, Ya hey! Bake and toast â€˜em, fry… — J.R.R. Tolkien
Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge. — Terry Goodkind
I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards. — Derek Landy
Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure,… — Matt Groening
There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth. — Phil Robertson
I used to wear disguises, like hats and false beards, just to walk around and avoid attention. — Al Pacino
We need to fight violence and ignorance. It is true: when one strolls out, one sees women with scarves and men with beards. This has… — Mohammed VI of Morocco
I really like the ritual of shaving. I like getting the perfect brush and finding the right sandalwood soap. The act of shaving, though, is… — Chris Pine
As Commander of the Faithful, it is out of the question that I fight Islam. We need to fight violence and ignorance. It is true,… — Mohammed VI of Morocco
I like beards, and Ive had them fairly often. But usually in the winter. I dont think Ive had a beard quite that long and… — Paul Rudd
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair — Tamika-leeigh

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