Bayer Quotes
- There is no such thing as a peace of soul approach to religion. It makes of God a gigantic Bayer Aspirin; take God three times… — John Powell
- The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin. — Gary Player
- She is the elephant’s eyebrows,†Evie whispered appreciatively. “Those jewels! How her neck must ache.†“That’s why Bayer makes aspirin,†Mabel whispered back, and Evie… — Libba Bray
- You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly. — Foster Friess