Baths Quotes

298 quotes by 258 authors

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl
I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was… — Bobby Darin
A-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on. — Bobby Darin
A girl never can predict who might wander into her boudoir during a bubble bath. — John Burnham Schwartz
To slide into the domed reading room at ten each morning, specially in summer, off the hot street outside, was a sensation as delicious as… — Helen Garner
I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon… — Ogden Nash
You praise, in three hundred verses, Sabellus, the baths of Ponticus, who gives such excellent dinners. You wish to dine, Sabellus, not to bathe. — Martial
Are you conscious of the restful influence which the stars exert? To me they are the most soothing things in Nature. I am proud to… — Arthur Conan Doyle
This is a natural evolution, building a complete bath ensemble program and the Joseph Abboud bath brand within the Creative Bath family of licensed programs. — Bob Weiss
Those who take refuge behind theological barbed wire fences, quite often wish they could have more freedom of thought, but fear the change to the… — Luther Burbank
Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. Forget… — David Letterman
The market has a simple way of whittling all excessive pride and overblown egos down to size. After all, the whole idea is to be… — William O'Neil
Love, like the cold bath, is never negative, it seldom leaves us where it finds us; if once we plunge into it, it will either… — Charles Caleb Colton
Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock. — Craig Stone
My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman. We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren't… — Al Franken
I'm obsessed with cleanliness for myself, so I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to… — Simon Cowell
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. — Rodney Dangerfield
It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in… — Danny DeVito
I used to lie between cool, clean sheets at night after I'd had a bath, after I had washed my hair and scrubbed my knuckles… — Frances Farmer
I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet. — Bruce Forsyth

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