Bath Quotes

344 quotes by 305 authors

Ridiculous to think what indignities I would suffer in silence, if I knew that I was to be rewarded with an oversize bucket of hot… — Megan Whalen Turner
When I paint, the Sea Roars Others Splash about in the bath — Salvador Dali
Brigan threw his head back and smiled at the sky. "Well said, Lady. The world may be falling to pieces, but at least the lot… — Kristin Cashore
I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge? — Steve Martin
It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help. — Mark Twain
That is what I mean. A bath! The receptacle of porcelain, one turns the taps and fills it, one gets in, one gets out and… — Agatha Christie
I have developed a rash on my body where the rough cloth rubs on my skin. I wanted to take a bath, thinking that the… — Karen Cushman
When you're a teenager, your friends are your life. When you grow up, friendships seem to get pushed further and further back, until it seems… — Sarah Addison Allen
Always eyes watching you and the voice enveloping you. Asleep or awake, indoors or out of doors, in the bath or bed- no escape. Nothing… — George Orwell
The cosy glow which had been enveloping the Duke became shot through by a sudden chill. It was as if he had been luxuriating in… — P.G. Wodehouse
You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?â€ â€œYeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right… — Janet Evanovich
But you can't muscle through a five-hour run that way; you have to relax into it like easing your body into a hot bath, until… — Christopher McDougall
But yeah, Ann [Trason] insisted, running was romantic; and no, of course her friends didn't get it because they'd never broken through. For them, running… — Christopher McDougall
I invented that little rhyme about 'One Ring to rule them all', I remember, in the bath one day. — J.R.R. Tolkien
I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath robe. [...] — Lauren Child
I lay in that tub on the seventeenth floor of this hotel for-women-only, high up over the jazz and push of New York, for near… — Sylvia Plath
Even if youâ€™ve taken off every stitch of clothing, you still have your secrets, your history, your true name. Itâ€™s hard to be really naked.… — Catherynne M. Valente
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. — Margaret George
I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. Itâ€™s a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything… — Mira Grant
I gave my artistic laugh and also threw in some quirky language for good measure. "Lawks-a-mercy, no! I'm going to have a long bath and..."… — Louise Rennison

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