Bat Quotes

366 quotes by 312 authors

I smashed his hand as hard as I could with the Wiffle bat. "Ow!" he screamed. Carson was rubbing his red palm, inspecting it for… — Rachel Vail
For a product to carry a health claim on its package, it must first have a package, so right off the bat it's more likely… — Michael Pollan
When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings… — P.J. O'Rourke
Yes, Severus does seem the type, doesn't he? So useful to have him swooping around like an overgrown bat. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Because Iâ€™m a cat. A big one, the Panther of Rough Storms, in fact. But still a cat. If thereâ€™s a saucer of milk to… — Catherynne M. Valente
A baseball bat could not have hit me harder than that smile did. I was sixteen years old. In that time, how many thousands of… — Jerry Spinelli
When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a… — Steig Larsson
There walked warlocks in all their bat-winged, cat-eyed glory, and here, as they swung out over the river, she saw the darting flash of multicolored… — Cassandra Clare
If he had his wits about him Bunny would surely keep his mouth shut; but now, with his subconscious mind knocked loose from its perch… — Donna Tartt
I was generally pro-bat, except when I was trekking through the dark trying not to think about the dire fate of every horror movie character… — Rosemary Clement-Moore
Jack! "Where have you been,you miserable little creep?" He raised his eyebrows,a look of mock hurt on his face."This is the thanks I get?" "Give… — Kiersten White
Calvin said, "Do you know that this is the first time I've seen you without your glasses?" "I'm blind as a bat without them. I'm… — Madeleine L'Engle
The small gargoyle had gone entirely white to match the ceiling, and only the rims of his ears, his long clawlike nails, and a thick… — Kim Harrison
If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat. — Louis Tomlinson
Principles are what people have instead of God. To be a Christian means among other things to be willing if necessary to sacrifice even your… — Frederick Buechner
I didn't know if I still had it in me to be really dangerous, but I thought so. It's like knocking someone off a bike… — Simon R. Green
Your Great-Aunt Muriel doesn't agree, I just met her upstairs while she was giving Fleur the tiara. "She said 'Oh dear, is this the muggle… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
This is a private home." "And?" "And I can't enter without an invitation." She jerked her head up. "You're kidding me?" "No." "You don't live… — Alexandra Ivy
Naturally, Coach Hedge went ballistic; but Percy found it hard to take the satyr seriously since he was barely five feet tall. "Never in my… — Rick Riordan
Actually I'd always thought he sat in the library with a slim volume of metaphysical poetry until the commissioner called him on the bat phone… — Ben Aaronovitch

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