Bartender Knows Quotes
- By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing. — Don Marquis
- You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
- You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis