Barbecue Sauce Quotes

14 quotes by 8 authors

Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something. — Lyle Lovett
A lot of it comes from tiny things, like not eating barbecue sauce with my pizza at two in the morning. I think it's all… — Jason Sudeikis
Toast is bread made delicious and useful. Un-toasted bread is okay for children's sandwiches and sopping up barbecue sauce, but for pretty much all other… — Steve Albini
Some guys smoke. Some guys drink. Some guys chase women. I'm a big barbecue-sauce guy. ... I'm like that guy on the Odd Couple, and… — Rick Majerus
I am a big barbecue-sauce guy. — Rick Majerus
Think of the beginning of the story of the beginning of everything: Adam (without Eve and without divine guidance) names the animals. Continuing his work,… — Jonathan Safran Foer
You ever wonder when god's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce? — Chuck Palahniuk
No, but itâ€™s what I need to know the answer to. (Sin) Yes, Sin. I missed you. Iâ€™ve mourned for you. Iâ€™ve hated you. Iâ€™ve… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You are such an optimist. My Spidey-sense is tingling all over the place. (Tory) Thatâ€™s from eating the ice cream. Relax. (Acheron) Relax. Trust me.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What are you talking about? Are you for real? (Nick) What do you mean? The Simiâ€™s not turning invisible again, is she? Ooo, that would… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The Simi gots some barbecue sauce in her bag. It kind of looks like blood if you squint at it the right way. And it… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ooo, letâ€™s see, I need to get my spicy barbecue sauce. Definitely some oven mitts, â€˜cause heâ€™s gonna be hot from being flame-broiled. I need… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
(The baby sneezed. Wulf jumped as fire shot out of its nostrils and almost singed his leg.) Excuse me. I almost made Dark-Hunter barbecue, which… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Babyback Ribs I want my baby back I want my baby back I want my baby back I want my baby back Ribs I want… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Barbecue Sauce Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 14 Barbecue Sauce Quotes as follows: