Baptists Quotes

110 quotes by 101 authors

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing. — Lewis Grizzard
The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual… — A. Whitney Brown
Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church. — John Fugelsang
Education is the key to perpetuation of the [god] virus for the Taliban, Baptist or Catholic. If the virus cannot control public education, it will… — Darrel Ray
Baptists donâ€™t spend their time thinking about reality. — Lisa Kleypas
I grew up Jewish. I am Jewish. I went to an Episcopal high school. I went to a Baptist college. I've taken every comparative-religion course… — Michael Eisner
When Jesus stepped into the waters of the Jordan and was baptized by John the Baptist, he did so not because he was in need… — Pope Francis
I have my own religion. I'm sort of one-quarter Baptist, one-quarter Catholic, one-quarter Jewish. — Tom T. Hall
I grew up Southern Baptist, so my experience was fairly conservative. Not archly so, but I think Memphis - when you get to certain parts… — Chris Parnell
My family is still very Southern Baptist, and they're religious. — Missi Pyle
We could say that people who eat grits, listen to country music, follow stock-car racing, support corporal punishment in the schools, hunt 'possum, go to… — John Shelton Reed
I grew up in a very small, close-knit, Southern Baptist family, where everything was off-limits. So I couldn't wait to get to college and have… — John Grisham
I'm from the South. I'm a Southern Baptist. I have a conservative point of view. I'm a Republican. — Shannen Doherty
My family are very, very religious in Texas. They're Southern Baptists. I left to go to New York when I was 17 and I realised… — Lynn Collins
I was raised in a working class family of Baptist faith, and I went to college on a church scholarship where early teachings were reinforced.… — Dick Gephardt
He's a Catholic, a Hindy, an atheist, a Chein, a Buddhist, a Baptist and a Jew, and he knows, he shouldn't kill. — Buffy Sainte-Marie
My grandfather was one of the most amazing Baptist ministers in history, he was unbelievable. He was one of the most amazing men - the… — Josh Henderson
I was one of I think three white girls in my school. So, I was very much an outsider. And plus I was Jewish and… — Janis Ian
The Southern Baptist Church is a specific culture in itself. So, I had to study, talk to people, watch tape and go to performances to… — Boris Kodjoe
You see, I was the son of a baptist minister. — DeForest Kelley

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