Banta Quotes
- Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi. Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai? Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha. Dukandar ne… — Butterfly_Kisses
- Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan! Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai.… — Butterfly_Kisses
- Santa sitting on the roadside: Banta asks y r u wasting time? Santa: I'm taking revenge? Banta: How? Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he,… — Butterfly_Kisses
- Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah… — Sadie
- Whoever invented Santa-Banta jokes shouLd be rewarded wit a 9mm buLlet in his ass — SARkARR
- Height of Double Meaning swimming teacher to boys Teacher- you did? boy--- yes sir! how much time u take boy---10 mniute :D Teacher-atnee dheere...teez karo!!!… — Shubham Nootteep Pandey
- Ab Dil Hai Mukam Bewkasi Ka, Yun Ghar Na Tabah Ho Kisi Ka, Rona Hai Ab Us Hansi Khusi Ka, Maatam Hai Bahare Zindagi Ka,… — Abhishek Verma
- Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left next day headline… — A Josland
- Santa banta — Gyanendra