Bail Quotes

94 quotes by 85 authors

Sir, you have no bail. OH JESUS, HOW AM I GON PAY 10% OF NOTHING JESUS, I CAN'T DO ALGEBRA LORD! — Katt Williams
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that… — Unknown Author
This for real niggas only, I still bail with Kobe. Got a sign in my garage that say, 'Foreign only.' — 2 Chainz
You work with them so they make money u give them money so they are happy bail them out of jail and u are still… — Unknown Author
Whenlife gives you lemons, just say f*** the lemons and bail. — Crystal
School is like a jail and your the prisoner that gets caught every time you get bail — Kells
In this round of competition from mistakes warned not to get a bail-out But they have experience of your father. Fromthe mistake can you about… — Mak_786
Hey, at least throw a pick on their side of the field instead of asking the D to bail you out again. Or hand the… — James Harrison
Ride it out like a wave! Just make sure you bail before the wave hits the shore! — Lynwood Agee
Nothing like getting bailed out by your ex... — Bailey Heideman
Everybody has blue days,these are miserable days when you feel lousy,grumpy,lonely,and utterly exhausted,days when you feel small and insignificant,when everything seems just out of reach,you… — Jeremy G
A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was… — Gorgeous_girl;)
A friend will bail you out of jail. A good friend will be sitting next to you. A best friend will be say Sorry I… — Nishan Panwar
A good friend is the one who will bail you out of jail, your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying that… — Unknown Author

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