Bad Jokes Quotes
13 quotes by 13 authors
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
— Jon Stewart
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It was a strange feeling going into a church I did not know for a service that I did not really believe in, but once…
— Michael Palin
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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
— Sandra Bernhard
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The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh.
— David Chase
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Other than his ex-wife and despite appearances with a series of cultivated blondes, Edward de Bono has never publicly aligned himself with a woman. 'I’m…
— Antonella Gambotto-Burke
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A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.
— Zac Efron
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My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Raphael continued to stare at me, in no hurry to get started. "You know the best way to get rid of a demon, right?" He…
— Alexandra Adornetto
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So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were from the first day you walked in, with your ridiculous clothes and…
— Jojo Moyes
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My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so…
— Cecily Strong
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
— Kenneth Turan
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Every word that you say keeps on bouncing around in my head. When all my delusions of grandeur have turned into bad jokes instead.
— Mike Posner
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If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes on.…
— Pete Wentz
Who Wrote These Bad Jokes Quotes
13 authors contributed a total of 13 Bad Jokes Quotes as follows: