Bad Jokes Quotes

13 quotes by 13 authors

Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it. — Jon Stewart
It was a strange feeling going into a church I did not know for a service that I did not really believe in, but once… — Michael Palin
I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. — Sandra Bernhard
The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh. — David Chase
Other than his ex-wife and despite appearances with a series of cultivated blondes, Edward de Bono has never publicly aligned himself with a woman. 'Iâ€™m… — Antonella Gambotto-Burke
A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes. — Zac Efron
My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Raphael continued to stare at me, in no hurry to get started. "You know the best way to get rid of a demon, right?" He… — Alexandra Adornetto
So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were from the first day you walked in, with your ridiculous clothes and… — Jojo Moyes
My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so… — Cecily Strong
A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for. — Kenneth Turan
Every word that you say keeps on bouncing around in my head. When all my delusions of grandeur have turned into bad jokes instead. — Mike Posner
If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes on.… — Pete Wentz

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