Bad Cook Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. — Bob Monkhouse
• My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield
• A bad cook licks his fingers — Russyb

Who Wrote These Bad Cook Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Bad Cook Quotes as follows:

• 1 Bad Cook Quote by Bob Monkhouse
• 1 Bad Cook Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
• 1 Bad Cook Quote by Russyb