Bad Breath Quotes

33 quotes by 33 authors

Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is permanent bad breath.… — Truman Capote
Actors worry about bad breath, weight, receding hairlines and why their leading lady looks like their daughter. — Matthew Ashford
He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms. — Rodney Dangerfield
Coffee gives me bad breath. — Norah Jones
Sentimentality and nostalgia are closely related. Kissing cousins. I have no time for nostalgia, though. Nostalgics believe the past is nicer than the present. It… — Mal Peet
A bad mood is like bad breath. Both are wrong to inflict onto others — Dennis Prager
I wouldn't mind meeting some of the people I've attempted to portray from the olden, olden days. They probably would all have really terrible skin… — Geoffrey Rush
If we cry more tears we will ruin the land with salt; instead let's praise that which would distract us with despair. Make a song… — Joy Harjo
When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little… — Dave Barry
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. — Jay Leno
Another term for balloon is bad breath holder. — Demetri Martin
Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere. — Elvis Costello
Todd? Are you still there?" "Yeah. I'm just trying to think of a good reason to continue our friendship." I grinned. "Jealousy is so unattractive… — Lisa Kleypas
Harriet Jones: When they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't smell like a fart, pardon the word, it's like something else. What is… — Russell T Davies
I don't mean to be insolent. I'm truthful. I tell the truth and the truth sometimes hurts. For instance, you have bad breath, Lieutenant. I… — Robert Cormier
Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a regular person. You… — Chuck Palahniuk
And anyway, considering that her mother dies and her boyfriend's spending a small fortune to get high off someone else's bad breath, I'd say Sophie's… — Rachel Vincent
Billy covered his head with his blanket. He always covered his head when his mother came to see him in the mental ward - always… — Kurt Vonnegut
Congratulations! Youre not perfect! Its ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybodys ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people. You know what perfect is?… — Brittany
Cosmo sucker bad breath crier — Static-X

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