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- At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9… — Mitch Hedberg
- Good pitchers, after a tough outing, bounce back. Real good pitchers don't let too many poor games get in there. — Don Cooper
- Fake Friends: Never ask for food. Real Friends: Is the reason you have no food. Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then… — Andrew
- FAKE FRIENDS - Never ask for food... REAL FRIENDS - Are the reason you have NO food FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/ Mrs REAL… — Muniir Zero