Awkwardness Quotes

70 quotes by 63 authors

My forte is awkwardness. — Zach Galifianakis
There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness. — Jemaine Clement
Everywhere there is craft and technique; everywhere there is artistry and form. Art itself, technique, is ponderous and clumsy, and because of its awkwardness it… — Kazimir Malevich
To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting. — Janeane Garofalo
Awkwardness gives me great comfort. I've never been cool, but I've felt cool. I've been in the cool place, but I wasn't really cool -… — Marc Jacobs
Nobody was listening when I learned how to play music. But there's something about being on stage, talking to the audience, looking at them and… — Norah Jones
Literature is my Utopia. Here I am not disenfranchised. No barrier of the senses shuts me out from the sweet, gracious discourses of my book… — Helen Keller
Shyness displays itself differently in me. I think it's more an awkwardness. — Daniel Radcliffe
After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor. — Seth Rogen
Stealing ideas from contemporaries is rude and tasteless. Stealing from the long dead is considered literary and admirable. The same is true of grave-robbing. Loot… — N.D. Wilson
All of us--all who knew her--felt so wholesome after we cleaned ourselves on her. We were so beautiful when we stood astride her ugliness. Her… — Toni Morrison
I didn't realize then that so much of being adult is reconciling ourselves with the awkwardness and strangeness of our own feelings. Youth is the… — Douglas Coupland
When love awakens in your life, in the night of your heart, it is like the dawn breaking within you. Where before there was anonymity,… — John O'Donohue
I never wish to offend, but I am so foolishly shy, that I often seem negligent, when I am only kept back by my natural… — Jane Austen
To his surprise, she leaned over and kissed him on the forehead, a kiss so full of affection that it dispelled the awkwardness, even as… — Richard Russo
Because that was some mega tense awkwardness, a real 'Hello my name is Ever and I'll be your next stalker' kind of moment... — Alyson Noel
They meet in the girls' bathroom. The last time they were forced to meet in a place like this, they took separate, isolated stalls. Now… — Neal Shusterman
To see and feel one's beloved naked for the first time is one of life's pure, irreducible epiphanies. If there is a true religion in… — Dan Simmons
You havenâ€™t experienced awkwardness until youâ€™ve seen a three-million-dollar piece of software cry. — Charles Yu
Barbarian --A Code of Conduct honored by all true barbarian warriors, requiring excellent coordination with weapons, closeness to nature, awkwardness with women, common sense, and… — Piers Anthony

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