Attention Span Quotes

84 quotes by 81 authors

• People only worry about the uncanny for about a week; that's the end of their attention span. After that, suspicions turn into shtick. — Scott Westerfeld
• His attention span was not long, shall we say? — Lauren Bacall
• He has the attention span of a hummingbird. — Christopher Moore
• Of course, it would help if she could stay focused, but she had the attention span of a sick flea.’ (Sunshine) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• The first TV babies are now writing with a TV mind that has no attention span at all. — Gore Vidal
• This story is the ultimate example of American’s biggest political problem. We no longer have the attention span to deal with any twenty-first century crisis.… — Matt Taibbi
• I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things. — Darynda Jones
• Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people… — Stephen Colbert
• Drosophila,” I said, remembering the word. “What?” Lily asked. “Why do girls always fall for guys with the at ention span of drosophila?” “What?” “Fruit… — Rachel Cohn
• My short attention span has allowed me a life of diversity in work and place. — Maira Kalman
• I have a long attention span, and I am also a good scientist, and there are a lot of problems that remain in the organic… — Sandra Lerner
• I bought a guitar CD-ROM because we had a new computer, but I had no attention span for that. I spent about three hours on… — James Bay
• As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my… — John Scalzi
• A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck. — Tom Shales
• I think, first of all, you know, Washington has a bad habit of a very short attention span. — Claire McCaskill
• The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord — Dan Rather
• There were scenes that just for length purposes, and knowing that the attention span of kids is not great, don't make it much longer than… — John Badham
• Having your heart broken can devastate you and rob you of the will to form new relationships but you cannot let that get to you.… — Superman
• I'm a Sit Down Stand Up Comedian, whatever the hell that is. Maybe a writer with a short attention span and one broken crayon. — Rock Cowles
• I have a low attention span so if you dont make yourself relevant I will convert my attention elsewhere — Danielle Lobbins

Who Wrote These Attention Span Quotes

81 authors contributed a total of 84 Attention Span Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 Attention Span Quotes by Barbara Kruger
• 2 Attention Span Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
• 2 Attention Span Quotes by Courteney Cox
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Thomas Haden Church
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Beth Ditto
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Andy Richter
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Robert Redford
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Steve Harvey
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Stanley Victor Paskavich
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Allison Mack
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Karl Kraus
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Ian Anderson
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Tim Frick
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Reba McEntire
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Daniel H. Pink
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Thom Yorke
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Michael Morpurgo
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Eric Alterman
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Conor Oberst
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Bill Griffith
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Stewart Brand
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Ian Somerhalder
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Alexis Ohanian
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Roger Ebert
• 1 Attention Span Quote by Carrie Underwood