Asshat Quotes
- I’m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that’s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I… — Jen Lancaster
- It's nice to see you again, Laura." "Thank you, Mrs. T-" "No, no, no. Please, my name is-" "Mud," I suggested. "Mud Barfbag Taylor. Call… — MaryJanice Davidson
- Why are you such an asshat?" "An asshat?" Jace looked as if he were about to laugh. — Cassandra Clare
- Tiny, the next time that you try to set me up with a girl with a secret boyfriend can you at least INFORM me that… — John Green
- That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away. — Tammara Webber