Assembly Required Quotes
- The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that… — John Leo
- In the beginning, God created human beings, which is to say God put the ingredients together, embedded the instructions for building on the template, and… — Karen Lord
- All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the… — Dave Barry