Asleep Before Quotes
- Counting your blessings is a better cure for insomnia than counting sheep - you can fall asleep before you get through half of them. — Densey Clyne
- Any time I'm in a moving thing, like an airplane, I'm usually asleep before we even get on our way. — Garth Brooks
- Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. — Helen Rowland
- If sleep came to me as easily as stupidity comes to some people, than I would be asleep before my head hit the pillow. — Brii Ann
- He was so romantic. He always made sure that his roommate was asleep before we'd do it. — Grace
- Inside I'm melting like water on wicked witches, a monster truck done came and run over my pickit fences, I had the best of life… — Andre 3000