Asked My Girlfriend Quotes
- I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says,… — Emo Philips
- He asked my girlfriend if we could come over and sing some of the songs that we had written, which we did. After he heard… — Phil Harris
- I asked my girlfriend for a blow job today and she replied with, Well, what will I get? I'm guessing Herpes was not the right… — Nikhil Saluja