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Maureen Johnson has 171 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• It took about three minutes for the unassuming Waffle House to become the new offices of the law firm of Amber, Amber,…
• Sometimes artist like to catch themselves looking out, let the world see them for once. It's a signature. This one is a…
• English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.
• I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.
• Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with...It can be confusing and…
• But we made our own fun, mostly. I recall a time, many years later, when American children seemed unable to amuse themselves…
• Having your back scratched is not the only reason to be married, but it is a good one, especially for those spots…
• Harry Potter achieved a very special act of actual magic: it made it completely acceptable for an adult to carry around, read…

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