Almost Quotes
7832 quotes by 4728 authors
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No I Don't Drive No Fancy Cars, No Diamond In My Pinky Ring. Barely Make Enough To Get Me By, Not Enough For Material Things.…
— Lil Cuete
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The stars shone and now are no more. Every light got lit. When are you going to come? I am waiting desperately for you here!…
— Glen Rambharack
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My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I have loved you consistently, and I don't want to regret every single moment -happy hours, tough times, and fights with you. I have given…
— Plethora Stars
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You've end up having a fight with your friends. just becoz they like someone and you don't.so you feel like you been replaced she never…
— La Fujo
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My dogs get more excited about a piece of lettuce than they do for almost anything else! They're definitely LA bitches.
— Candace Bailey
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Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.
— Nikhil Saluja
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In my dreams your touching my face, and asking me if I want to try again with you...and I almost do
— Taylor Swift
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I did a more serious turn in a movie called 'Moneyball.' It's a baseball movie, where I play the character of Scott Hatteberg, who was…
— Chris Pratt
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Worst travel day ever. I almost Reese Witherspooned it at the airport.
— Jenny McCarthy
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Real love is feeling like being a part of that person's life almost isn't enough. It's more like a feeling that you would live in…
— Unknown Author
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
— Adam Carolla
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Only if I could make her mine I'd give almost anything to keep her in my life.
— Rafael Vazquez Jr
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It's like you're screaming, and no one can hear You almost feel ashamed That someone could be that important That without them, you feel like…
— Rihanna
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Dear Death, Do you still remember when I turned 11 and I became so sick? You were there with me and witness how they panic…
— Louaiq8
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Dear Death, Do you still remember when I was a kid? We were good friends because Im always close to accident. Funny thing that it…
— Louaiq8
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Dear Death, Do you still remember when we first met? It was in my moms dark and bloody womb A month long When she knew…
— Louaiq8
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My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Every major achievement is almost always preceded by years of toil, hard work, failure, stress, tests of character, determination, sleepless nights... All of which help…
— Prakah Iyer
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Under pressure, it is easy to focus on the problem at hand, and feel burdened. Overwhelmed. We could instead think of how blessed we are,…
— Prakah Iyer
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