Alcoholic Beer Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so… — Mike Ditka
• Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert
• Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Alcoholic Beer Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Alcoholic Beer Quotes as follows:

• 1 Alcoholic Beer Quote by Mike Ditka
• 1 Alcoholic Beer Quote by Stephen Colbert
• 1 Alcoholic Beer Quote by Nikhil Saluja