Alan Garner Quotes
- Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan Garner:… — The Hangover
- Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too!… — The Hangover
- Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes. — The Hangover
- Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now… — The Hangover
- Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is… — The Hangover
- Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. — The Hangover
- Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think he's… — The Hangover
- Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud. — The Hangover