Al Quotes

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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president. ... This past… — Stephen Colbert
Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al… — Jay Leno
Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's blame the humans.' — Jay Leno
Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called ' An Inconvenient Truth. ' It's described as a detailed scientific view of… — Jay Leno
According to Time magazine, global warming is 33% worse than we thought. You know what that means? Al Gore is one-third more annoying than we… — Jay Leno
Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about how you shouldn't… — Conan O'Brien
At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest year on record. It is so hot, and global warming is so bad,… — Jay Leno
Don't forget to vote for Bill Clinton and Al Gore. Stay home if you're voting for Dole. — Eleanor Mondale
I had a swell racket. I was rewarded with honors, medals, promotions. l might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could… — Michael Parenti
I'd hate to be a songwriter starting a career today...Al Stanton walked in one day and said, 'Otis, I've got an idea. Why don't you… — Otis Blackwell
Al Davis is a legend and his contribution and influence on the game of football, the National Football League, and the Oakland Raiders has been… — Amy Trask
Look at what Al Davis has done. He hired the first Hispanic head coach (Tom Flores), the first black head coach (Art Shell), and now… — Amy Trask
Al-Maliki is pushing my country to reach a turning point with deeply sectarian dimension. — Unknown Author
But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working. — John Goodman
Democratic presidential candidate Al Gore officially introduced his history-making running mate today, Senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut....In their first joint appearance they gave a preview… — Dan Rather
As they do every year, al-Qaida has threatened to disrupt and ruin Christmas. You know, we already have a group that disrupts and ruins Christmas… — Jay Leno
I've got news for you... both those idiots [Al Snow and the Rock] aren't your friends! They hate you! Everybody hates you! All the people… — Chris Jericho
I couldn't believe when I first got a fan letter from Al Pacino, it was unreal. — Christopher Plummer
HeroÂism breaks its heart, and ideÂalÂism its back, on the intranÂsiÂgence of the credÂuÂlous and the mediocre, manipÂuÂlated by the cynÂiÂcal and the corrupt. — Christopher Hitchens
Al Michaels is a good announcer. I think Keith Jackson is a terrific announcer. I always loved him on Monday Night Football. I never understood… — John Turturro

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