After Sex Quotes

24 After Sex quotes by 17 unique authors

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. — Woody Allen
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex. — Julian Barnes
Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds. — Susan Sontag
When I was 5, someone thought it was smart to let me watch The People Under the Stairs. It might not have even been that… — Ellen Page
The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot. — Anne Sexton
I did a load of medicine cabinets a long time ago and I named them after Sex Pistols songs. I suppose I must be getting… — Damien Hirst
If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!' — Vince Vaughn
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story; in life, no one helps you once… — Nishan Panwar
I wonder why some people think that all men are after SEX and all women are after MONEY. People should get this right. Ladies, just… — Keesling Moraiji Tatenda
Have sex with a guy because you want to Not because after sex, you expect a relationship Sometimes girls like making things difficult for themselves.… — Lekoma Precious Napo
Love is what when your partner calls you darling after sex!!! — Unknown Author
Hunny if I can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich. — Pretty Ladii
If she's still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich. — Psyche_Zeroh
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life, no one helps you once… — Unknown Author
B4 SEX: u help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: u only dress urself. Moral of the story, in life no one hleps u once… — Sniper Alpacino
Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top'' = (top goal… — Sniper Alpacino
Some smoke after sex. Some sleep after sex. Others just cuddle. I remove traces of my DNA. — Nikhil Saluja
A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma. — Nikhil Saluja
Before Sex: you help each other get naked, After Sex: you only dress yourself... Moral .. No one helps you ..once you're fucked .. — Manish Bhagtani

Who Wrote These After Sex Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 24 After Sex Quotes as follows: