After Opening Quotes
- I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds… — Simon Jordan
- It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas) — Gerard Way
- After opening this month's electricity bill... I am no longer scared of the dark. — Georgetown Guyana
- How can you be the CEO of my life, when you have trouble managing your own? Why do you want to be the director of… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler