After I Die Quotes

22 quotes by 17 authors

• I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.' — Jack Handey
• I don't presume to have knowledge of what happens after I die. But I feel very strongly that whether the reward is in the here… — Barack Obama
• I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don't care about the films. I… — Woody Allen
• After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter. — Arturo Toscanini
• When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have IÂ wasted… — Arturo Toscanini
• I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's… — Liam Gallagher
• I'll be happy if the last thing they say about me after I die is that I made a difference. — Lilly Ledbetter
• After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, "Hey,… — Jack Handey
• The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. — Sylvester Stallone
• I live for now, not for what happens after I die. — Liam Gallagher
• I know my music probably isn't going to matter to the public after I die, but that doesn't mean I don't have something to offer. — Natalie Imbruglia
• I don't think we've got the gospel right yet. What does it mean to be 'saved'? When I read the Bible, I don't see it… — Brian D. McLaren
• I will love you for ever, whatever happens. Till I die and after I die, and when I find my way out of the land… — Philip Pullman
• When you remember me, it means you have carried something of who I am with you, that I have left some mark of who I… — Frederick Buechner
• Things I Want to Happen After I die: You're allowed to be sad, but you're not allowed to be too sad. If you're always sad… — Sally Nicholls
• If after I die, people want to write my biography, there is nothing simpler. They only need two dates: the date of my birth and… — Fernando Pessoa
• Do this: hate him for me after I die. I beg you. Dying request. — David Foster Wallace
• Making music to me is so much more important than being a star. If I could choose whether to be very famous right now or… — Christine Anderson
• I don't believe in the words 'Til death do us part because I will still keep on loving you even after I die. — Armee Taylo
• Dont come visiting me after I die. i needed you when I was alive. — Ritu Ghatourey

Who Wrote These After I Die Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 22 After I Die Quotes as follows:

• 2 After I Die Quotes by Jack Handey
• 2 After I Die Quotes by Arturo Toscanini
• 2 After I Die Quotes by Liam Gallagher
• 2 After I Die Quotes by Armee Taylo
• 1 After I Die Quote by Barack Obama
• 1 After I Die Quote by Woody Allen
• 1 After I Die Quote by Lilly Ledbetter
• 1 After I Die Quote by Sylvester Stallone
• 1 After I Die Quote by Natalie Imbruglia
• 1 After I Die Quote by Brian D. McLaren
• 1 After I Die Quote by Philip Pullman
• 1 After I Die Quote by Frederick Buechner
• 1 After I Die Quote by Sally Nicholls
• 1 After I Die Quote by Fernando Pessoa
• 1 After I Die Quote by David Foster Wallace
• 1 After I Die Quote by Christine Anderson
• 1 After I Die Quote by Ritu Ghatourey