Advice Quotes

5149 quotes by 2245 authors

When Facebook starts showing how many times youve visited someones profile, were all screwed. — Hussein Nishah
I like talking to myself, answering myself, and laughing at my own jokes. — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow... — Hussein Nishah
8 year olds today have Facebooks, twitter, phones, iPods. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination. — Hussein Nishah
Make sure that the choices you make are good for YOU, because YOU'RE the one whose gonna have to live with them. — Hussein Nishah
Don't settle for less when you're worth so much more... — Hussein Nishah
If you speak up, be ready to back it up; otherwise just shut up — Hussein Nishah
If you wanna talk shit bout me a little piece of advice sleep with your eyes wide open cause enjoy a great sneak attack and… — Hussein Nishah
Never talk shit if you can't back shit up — Hussein Nishah
I make mistakes and so do you so stop acting like your perfect bitch! — Hussein Nishah
If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely — Hussein Nishah
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I was programmed. — Hussein Nishah
I am what I am. I am NOT perfect and never gonna be. Neither are you. — Hussein Nishah
U pretend to know me, u say things that u think will make me feel small, but here is some advise.get your own life and… — Hussein Nishah
If at first you don't succeed - call it a day and have a beer — Hussein Nishah
Most people who seek advice, are simply looking for affirmation. And they will seek as much 'advice' as it takes to get the affirmation they… — T Jay Taylor
Don't be happy you have many boyfriends because law of demand Says cheap commodity has high Demand. — Sushan Sharma
I am surrounded by people who love me I AM THE ONE THEY NEVER SEE They look to me for advice THEY COULD NEVER LOOK… — Emily Watson
Speech is like a medicine, a small dose of which cures but an excess of which kills. — Hazrat Ali
Don't compromise yourself. You're all you've got — Hussein Nishah

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