Act Surprised Quotes
- If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing… — Jack Handey
- I submit that President Obama and all the democrat politicians that voted for Obamacare never even read the proposed law. Nancy Pelosi admitted it. So,… — Bill O'Reilly
- All the ladies want a bad boy. so you go and get a bad boy. and he treats u bad. and u act surprised. — Ne-yo
- CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead. — Nikhil Saluja