Accidentally Put Quotes
- My parents, last time we went to Ikea, got into a huge fight, almost got divorced. My dad accidentally put his fist through the wood.… — Jedediah Bila
- It’s quite easy to accidentally overhear people talking downstairs if you hold an upturned glass to the floorboards and accidentally put your ear to it. — Terry Pratchett
- I like to make chicks laugh so hard they accidentally put my penis into their mouth. — Nikhil Saluja