Accidentally Quotes
262 quotes by 231 authors
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Sometimes you accidentally input an extra digit into the year: i.e, 19993 and you add 18,000 years on to *now*, and you realize that the…
— Douglas Coupland
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Little late for that now. I don’t think an ‘Oops, my bad, my weapon accidentally misfired two dozen rounds’ will work to get me out…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
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You've got to spread out as far as you can, cut down a whole forest, irrigate a whole desert, just to make sure that you…
— Charles de Lint
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I’ll probably just stand in a corner, trying not to be noticed, until the decoration committee accidentally packs me into a box at the end…
— Jordan Sonnenblick
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Shirley's gonna be pissed," Gazarra said. "She hates when I get shot." To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he…
— Janet Evanovich
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Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what…
— Nalini Singh
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There is a fallacy that the powerful emotion of youth mellows with time. Not true. One learns to control and suppress it. But it doesn't…
— Nicole Krauss
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Our meeting, touching, accidentally connecting immediately, interwoven hand-in-hand, heart-to-heart.
— Ellen Hopkins
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...maybe he overreacted a bit." "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally…
— Louise Rennison
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No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next…
— George Lopez
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A moment later, he plopped down on the sand beside her, and when they accidentally touched, Gabby had the briefest flash of them sitting together…
— Nicholas Sparks
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Pierce made a calculating noise, accidentally brushing my knee as he shifted. "As Jenks would say, you snore nice." I smiled back unconvincingly. I snore…
— Kim Harrison
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I grew up in a household where we didn't really talk about our feelings, and where the only reason you went to a doctor was…
— Jodi Picoult
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He ought to buy her a new dress. She would never accept it, of course, but maybe if her current garments were accidentally burned... ...But…
— Julia Quinn
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How do you 'accidentally' kill a noble man in his own mansion?" "With a knife in the chest. Or, rather, a pair of knives in…
— Brandon Sanderson
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And my fear of failure has been lifelong and deep. If you are what you do- and I think my parents may have accidentally given…
— Anne Lamott
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Outside, the ocean was crashing, waves hitting sand, then pulling back to sea. I thought of everything being washed away, again and again. We make…
— Sarah Dessen
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The impulse to write things down is a peculiarly compulsive one, inexplicable to those who do not share it, useful only accidentally, only secondarily, in…
— Joan Didion
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And just as I start to move past him, my hip accidentally rubs against his, and his face is so close, and his eyes so…
— Alyson Noel
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