Carpet Quote by Bruce Jenvey

“I know... that's why you're down here and not enjoying some picnic in a golden meadow amongst the harps and puffy clouds." --Lucifer from…

— Bruce Jenvey

“Lucifer’s bouncing balls, Kitten, not again! You’re not a woman, you’re the Grim Reaper with red hair! Come on, Kitten, let’s go. Before you…

— Jeaniene Frost

“I do so love my witches and wicked queens. I find myself drawn to feminine archetypes that previous generations have found threatening or dangerous:…

— Catherynne M. Valente

“Lucifer will be furious with you for failing, but it's not like he can do anything about it. Women don't always do what you…

— Trinity Faegen

“Old women have a thing for me. And I don't mean a pinch-my-cheek, pat-my-head kind of thing. I mean a grab-my-ass, rub-my-junk, why-don't-you-push-my-wheelchair-into-the-broom-closet-so-we-can-get-nasty kind…

— Emma Chase

“Here’s a thought. Grab your balls from wherever you left them, pull up your frilly stockings and do what needs to be done to…

— Drako

“Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!”

— Jeaniene Frost

“I shagged my sex god boss whilst my husband was on holiday with his secret mistress’ has a certain ring to it.”

— Kitty French

“Or this:—that the whole universe, her own sex and yours, and Providence, or Destiny, to boot, make common cause against the woman who swerves…

— Nathaniel Hawthorne

“Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again! by Bones”

— Jeanine

“How magnanimous of you.” “I believe the words you’re seeking are Thank you, Michael. We could use the help and appreciate it.” “And you’ll…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Tessie and I lay in our chairs, listening to wax being violently removed. 'Oh my!' cried the large lady. 'Is nothing,' belittled Helga. 'I…

— Jeffrey Eugenides