Law school Quote by Bob Goff

“Trouble is my business,” I said. “How else would I make a nickel?”

— Raymond Chandler

I think Bob appreciated my outfit. He made me buy the more expensive pendant. You might think that was to my disadvantage, but I…

— Holly Black

“You are not thinking of reading law, are you? he said. Oh God no! John Calley stood holding the paint can. I am looking…

— Paulette Jiles

“Bob says that when you're alone, and you light a cigarette, and the cigarette is only half way lit that means someone is thinking…

— Stephen Chbosky

“In fact, none of us knows how he ever managed to get his LLB in the first place. Maybe they’re putting law degrees in…

— Alexander McCall Smith

“So there I was a couple of days later eating lunch at the local drugstore, contemplating how I was to explain to Swinson that…

— E.R. White Jr

“He didn't say he was a lawyer... I said he was.” And the cop says “Uh…”

— Hosho McCreesh

“Rebecca,’ a voice with an American accent said, ‘it’s Doug. Have you got a minute?’ Doug was Sam’s mum’s boss at the bank. ‘Hang…

— Damian Knight

“The lawyer said he couldn’t take my case, even though I assured him it was stuffed with money.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I had a nickel for every time I heard the words 'I don't want to ruin our friendship ' I wouldn't be driving…

— Molly Harper

“Look, buddy, I see a stranger show up acting odd, then giving me attitude, I start thinking about breaking something other than laws.”

— David E. Manuel

“Hey you scummers, we got a cheap lawyer and we're no' afraid tae use him!" Rob Anybody.”

— Terry Pratchett