Coma Quote by Bill Bryson

“You fell asleep on purpose last time I made you watch one." "Call it a coma induced by prolonged exposure to stupidity.”

— Eva Morgan

People are medicated and TV is one of the things that they are medicated with.

— Frankie Boyle

It is surely important that the differences between coma, deep sleep, being under anesthesia, on the one hand, and being alert on the other,…

— Patricia Churchland

“Although watching TV is far from being a positive experience—generally people report feeling passive, weak, rather irritable, and sad when doing it—at least the…

— Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

One good thing about TV is, if you die violently, God forbid, on camera, you will not have died in vain because you will…

— Kurt Vonnegut

If watching television doesn't hasten death, it surely manages to make death very inviting; for television so shamelessly sentimentalizes and romanticizes death that it…

— John Irving

When you're a doctor and you spend most of your life in a hospital, you honestly don't get to watch as much television as…

— Travis Lane Stork

“Television concentrates its blue flicker of death in the frontal lobe”

— Allen Ginsberg

People generally report higher levels of stress, depression, and tension after watching TV. It seems that TV's main virtue is that it occupies the…

— Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

“Much of television programming--mind-numbing talk shows, soap operas, and reality TV--should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Watching the following program is likely to stunt…

— Chris Seay

The best kind of television should mess with your head.

— Liam Cunningham

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will…

— Kurt Vonnegut