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Preventive war Quote by Bertrand Russell

“I think every big town should contain artificial waterfalls that people could descend in very fragile canoes, and they should contain bathing pools full of mechanical sharks. Any person found advocating a preventive war should be condemned to two hours a day with these ingenious monsters.” quote by Bertrand Russell
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““I think every big town should contain artificial waterfalls that people could descend in very fragile canoes, and they should contain bathing pools full of mechanical sharks. Any person found advocating a preventive war should be condemned to two hours a day with these ingenious monsters.””

Bertrand Russell

About This Quote

Source Speech: Public Lecture, 1950s, UK

Russell imagines a satirical, dystopian punishment using absurd mechanical hazards to mock those who promote war.

In simple terms: He proposes ridiculous punishments for war advocates.

Key Takeaway

Use satire to critique militarism.

Themes

war satire punishment politics humanity

Mood

irry critical thought‑provoking

Type

satirical philosophical

When to use this quote

  • political debates
  • peace activism
  • literary analysis

Key Concepts

dystopia absurdism ethical critique

Questions to Reflect On

  • How can satire effectively deter war rhetoric?
  • What are the limits of absurd punishment?
A Different Perspective

The idea is impractical and overly fantastical.

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