Humor Quote by Becky Johnson Download Open image ““If you cannot get your act together then at least try to make it entertaining." Becky Johnson”” — Becky Johnson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Humor-quotations
“Becky, you're only standing there because I decided I didn't want to.” — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
“Becky!” I had to laugh. “You’re worse than me! It’s no wonder he’s such an egomaniac.” “What? You’re telling me you can say no… — Kelly Oram Copy Share Image
“Being with her was like being backstage during an amateurish, ridiculous play.” — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
“I figured she wanted to get into it with me, some he's-my-man-so-step-off song and dance. If so, she would have to dance solo. I… — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“It seems like it's my night with Becky tonight, she's down in the dumps because of Adam." "The quarterback who wants to bang you?"… — Tijan Copy Share Image
I'm going to a dance." With Becky?" No, with Alexander." Who's Alexander?" The love of my life! — Ellen Schreiber Copy Share Image
“However, since I lacked the testicular fortitude to make contact with Becky, I went ahead and called Sydney the next afternoon and met her… — Tom Leveen Copy Share Image
“Oh hell no. Guys don’t talk about that crap.” “You’re serious.” “Really.” “What do you talk about?” Shane looked at her as if she… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Of course Sasha chose that moment to open the door. "Cam? Oh. Shit. Sorry." Cam met Sasha's liquid gaze and forgot all about his… — Garrett Leigh Copy Share Image
“The music had been Tanya’s idea. The dancing too. The rest had all been on Shelly. And yeah, my body had responded to the… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
Look," I said, "We knew Jason and Becky would be back, the break would end. This isn't a surprise, it's what's supposed to happen.… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“It has long been my motto that if you cannot get your act together... then the very least you can do is try to… — Becky Johnson Copy Share Image
“Humans are like that sometimes, they seek something to put back together when they’re broken and can’t fix themselves. I guess it’s just a… — Becky Johnson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image