Funny Quote by Bailey Heideman Download Open image “Saw a guy with a cast on his leg. First thought: This one can't run away.” — Bailey Heideman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was this one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If your leg is in a cast, it's really dumb to sit in front of your computer doing unnecessary stuff with it hanging down.… — Sandy Nathan Copy Share Image
“I once saw a show about an amputee who lost his leg and still feels it. He actually wakes up at night to scratch… — Sophie Jordan Copy Share Image
I wouldn't care if he lost both his legs and was in a wheelchair. But it he's having a hard time...Then I won't see… — Na Hae Ryeong Copy Share Image
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When we began filming, these people had legs, but as we were filming, they had been injured and they were brought to the hospital… — Mohsen Makhmalbaf Copy Share Image
I played a paraplegic on a show called 'Neighbours.' Just turned up on set, sat in a wheelchair. The producer came up to me… — Liam Hemsworth Copy Share Image
The last thing you want is an injured actor. That, or having to use a stuntman too much. — Wade Eastwood Copy Share Image
Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
As an actor, there's a bit of you that's decided you want to be looked at and watched, but there's a paradoxical bit that… — Ralph Fiennes Copy Share Image
Not only does he care, he cares about you. Don't ever forget that.. He does love you. — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
Thanks to you I've lost my touch. :P Thanks to you for all the nightmares. :P Cause there's this ringing in my head. As… — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
As I stare at myself in the mirror, I wonder what I did to be this miserable. But, shake it off and pick up… — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
Nothing like getting hit really hard in the mouth with a basketball!! Oh the joys of gym class... — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
There's nothing than feeling like crap on Valentines Day when you're not with your boo.. :( — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
Ya'll have no idea how heart-breaking it is to watch the state take your daughter away from you and watching the fear build up… — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
Eenie meanie miney mo. You ain't nothing but a hoe. You think you're cool, you think you're classy. Reality check, you're really trashy. — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
You know he loves you when he pauses his video game just to text you back. :) — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone asks where the bathroom is and then, instead, answers their mofo phone. — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
Just because I'm different gives you know right to judge the fuck out of me, you don't know what I've been through at all. — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
