Insult Quote by Babloo

Phone: ring ring ring ring Boyfriend: Hello Girlfriend: oh hey babe Boyfriend: supp babe, u know this girl touched my dick Girlfriend:oh hell naw,…

— Anonymous

Gf, says I need to tell you something Bf, say what is it babe Gf, says I broke your xbox Bf, says WHAT!?!?! Gf,…

— Kevin McCarty

*A boy is at home when his sister comes in the door crying* B: What's up? S: My boyfriend dumped me. B: Naaaaw *hugs*…

— Sheryne Brooks

“In a cute relationship you will always have cutest fights without any reason”

— Pawan Mehra

“You can’t seriously expect me to fight you? I could kill you with one punch.”“If you managed to land it.”“I won’t hit a girl.”“Are…

— Eve Langlais

So…that’s like your pet monkey?” – Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) “Easy, girl. You’d do well to show her…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“The only reason you brought me here tonight was because you thought it would appease me. Throw the vicious dog a bone and it’ll…

— Natasha Anders

Boy: If I ask you to jump down, will you do it? . . Girl: yes I will.!! . Boy: Why? . Girl :…

— Melchor Lim

Boy to a girl: Why Dont you have a boyfriend? Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why dont you have…

— Babloo

Cute relationship is when someone is angry with you and says I will never talk toyouAnd later comes back toyou to just inform you:I…

— Anonymous

Boyfriend:Wanna hear a joke? Girlfriend:Yeah,sure?:) Boyfriend:Our relationship!haha oh and here's a magic trick POOF!Your single lol

— Author Name

“Picture this: possible boyfriend X takes normal girl versus freak girl, namely me, home to meet his mother. After a handshake, normal girl comments,…

— Ramona Wray