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“[O]n general principles it is best that I should not leave the country. Scotland Yard feels lonely without me, and it causes an unhealthy…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“I recommend we don’t open this until Scotland or the bloody thing will projectile vomit all over the motorway.”

— Lyn Gardner

The Scots are subsidy junkies whingeing like a trampled bagpipe as they wait for their next fix of English taxpayers' money.

— Christopher Monckton, 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley

“Give a Scotsman a way to beat the tax man and you’ve made a friend for life.”

— Maria Hudgins

“Another lesson to file away about Scotland: insulting other people in a childish manner was the national pastime.”

— Molly Ringle

“All right you bloody Scottish bastard, lets see how stubborn you really are.”

— Diana Gabaldon

On general principles, it is best that I should not leave the country. Scotland Yard feels lonely without me, and it causes an unhealthy…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“Why would anyone want to travel to Scotland? That wild country had nothing to offer but a bunch of unkempt men in kilts waving…

— Victoria Roberts

Stop the world, Scotland wants to get on.

— Winnie Ewing

The Scots are poor, cries surly English pride; True is the charge, nor by themselves denied. Are they not then in strictest reason clear,…

— Charles Churchill

“Father, will justice ever reign in Scotland?”

— Douglas Bond