ZZ Top Quotes

30 quotes in 258 categories

• With my New York brim and my gold tooth displayed, nobody give me trouble cause they know I've got it made.
• Bring your girlfriends with you, but how can one be so thoughtless to try and handle less than two?
• My Francine just turned thirteen, she's my angelic teenage queen. And I love her, she's all that I want.
• Every girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man.
• I should have known better than to fool with a whiskey'n Mama.
• I spot a little thing and I follow her all night, in a funky pair of Levis and her sweater kind of tight.
• I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe.
• She had a west coast strut that was sweet as molasses, but what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses.
• Driving down the highway at night when you feel that Wild Turkey's bite, don't give Johnny Walker a ride.
• She don't care if I'm stoned and sloppy drunk, long as she got the keys.
• Thunderbird wine's the only way to go.
• Top coat, top hat, I don't worry cause my wallets fat. Black shades, white gloves, looking sharp and looking for love.
• We're bad, we're nationwide.
• I bought the flying saucer off the Presley estate.
• This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
• We'll look at some pyramids and check out some head.
• I ain't asking for much. I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just looking for some tush.
• She's got hair down to her fanny, she's kind of jet set, try to undo her panties.
• If her loving don't get me, I know her husband will.
• Esther be the one that shoots a machine gun.

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