Zoidberg Quotes

30 quotes in 176 categories

• You don't want to end up old and lonely like ZOIDBERG (cries) you were saying.
• I finally learned what it's like to be a grandmother; subjugated, yet honored.
• I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness.
• Your music is bad, and you should feel bad!
• Yippe ki yay! You'll never guess where I have been!
• Ooh, he new issue is out!
• It's toe-tappingly tragic.
• What you guys up to tonight. Im up for whatever.
• I have mail order degrees in murder-ology and murder-ometry.
• Friends, a guinea pig tricked me!
• A buffet.... oh if only I'd brought my wallet with me.
• You still have your old pal Zoidberg. YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG.
• Ain't Got no cash, Ain't got no style, Ladies vomit when I smile, but does Zoidberg worry?
• I am Zoidberg, home owner!
• These night crawlers though juicy mmm very very juicy would not be good.
• You have no nose on your face. Where it is I can't say, but in your face it is not.
• And why did I have to take a cab?
• My house! It burned down! How did this happen?!
• You're student loans have been repayed? Then how about lending your old pal Zoidberg a few bucks, Mr Millionaire.
• Stop! Stop! I admit it! My people ate them all! We kept saying "One more can't hurt" and then they were gone, we're sorry!

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