Zoidberg Quotes
30 quotes
in 176 categories
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You don't want to end up old and lonely like ZOIDBERG (cries) you were saying.
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I finally learned what it's like to be a grandmother; subjugated, yet honored.
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I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness.
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Your music is bad, and you should feel bad!
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Yippe ki yay! You'll never guess where I have been!
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Ooh, he new issue is out!
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It's toe-tappingly tragic.
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What you guys up to tonight. Im up for whatever.
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I have mail order degrees in murder-ology and murder-ometry.
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Friends, a guinea pig tricked me!
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A buffet.... oh if only I'd brought my wallet with me.
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You still have your old pal Zoidberg. YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG.
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Ain't Got no cash, Ain't got no style, Ladies vomit when I smile, but does Zoidberg worry?
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I am Zoidberg, home owner!
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These night crawlers though juicy mmm very very juicy would not be good.
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You have no nose on your face. Where it is I can't say, but in your face it is not.
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And why did I have to take a cab?
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My house! It burned down! How did this happen?!
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You're student loans have been repayed? Then how about lending your old pal Zoidberg a few bucks, Mr Millionaire.
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Stop! Stop! I admit it! My people ate them all! We kept saying "One more can't hurt" and then they were gone, we're sorry!
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