Your Mom Quotes
- Gret sex is good sex but bad sex is ur mom
- Suck on this bitch
- Omg!my purple ninja unicorns just got here and they stole my crayons! but don't worry. my mom is beating them up.
- Every girl has there cinderella moment
- Sometimes your knight in shining armour is just some retard wrapped in tin foil
- I am your mom dont judge my mom cause I'm her daughter wutch means I'm also a mom I have a dog so dont judge…
- That awkward moment when your texting your boyfriend and he says