Yeardley Smith Quotes
8 quotes
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Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
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Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to…
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A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
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You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
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Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.
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It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.
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Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
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Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?
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