Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes

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• He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.
• Well we've left behind the 200X's, and we move onto the 20XX's. Maybe that will finally make us feel like we're living in the future,…
• I had passed on from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new…
• The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't
• So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like…
• Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
• The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.
• For me, Modern Warfare 3 's plot makes its signature turn around the bend when Russia invades Europe. As in, all of it. Simultaneously. Now,…
• Individuals are fine once you get to know them, especially if they're interesting in conversation or have large, sumptuous breasts, but I don't like people…
• The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

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