Warren Ellis Quotes
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If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?
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You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.
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Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!
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Chris Claremont once said of Alan Moore, "if he could plot, we'd all have to get together and kill him." Which utterly misses the most…
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Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a hideous place where…
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I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER
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Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.
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There was a time when I liked a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect…
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good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.
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Be authentic to your dreams. Be authentic to your own idea about yourself. Grind away at your own minds and bodies until you become your…
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Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!
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Tradition:' one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.
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Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain,…
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There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long— PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under,…
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You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use…
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By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and…
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The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place…
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So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell…
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I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing…
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