Warren Ellis Quotes

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• If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?
• You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.
• Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!
• Chris Claremont once said of Alan Moore, "if he could plot, we'd all have to get together and kill him." Which utterly misses the most…
• Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a hideous place where…
• I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER
• Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.
• There was a time when I liked a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect…
• good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.
• Be authentic to your dreams. Be authentic to your own idea about yourself. Grind away at your own minds and bodies until you become your…
• Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!
• Tradition:' one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.
• Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain,…
• There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long— PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under,…
• You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use…
• By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
• Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and…
• The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place…
• So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell…
• I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing…

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