Walter Winchell Quotes
- Nothing recedes like success.
- She's been on more laps than a napkin.
- It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.
- Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.
- The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.
- The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!
- Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.
- America - love it or leave it.
- Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.
- The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.
- I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.
- The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
- A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
- Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.
- Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
- An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
- The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.
- Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.
- Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.
- Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.